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October 26 2017





aesthetically I love like coffeehouses and coffee but I hate actually drinking coffee


thanks for agreeing

you fucking buffoon


Me after saying anything: Why Do I Talk Like That

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i guess im just too fucking dumb to lucid dream. cant ever realize im in a dream, i’ll look around me like damn i’m in my old elementary school and my teeth are falling out and im naked? well shit guess this is my life now. got fooled by my subconscious again lads

October 25 2017


baby: *incomprehensible babbling*

me: WHAT!? really??? no way :0


i have hit rock bottom and its only tuesday


it is SO much easier for teachers to be like “hey we’re going to be talking about *sensitive topic* tomorrow so be prepared” and a student who knows that topic is one of their traumas can mentally prepare themselves, or decide “hey i’d rather not risk having an anxiety attack today, i think i’ll just stay home” instead of springing it on them last second and making a student feel like shit

thats literally all a “trigger warning” is in the context of schools. being like “hey we’re discussing this, take and precautions you need to prepare” not completely banning sensitive material. is it so hard to just try to be sensitive and caring to other people’s needs



@ people in college who can just skip classes, what is that like??

i love doing it but i hate myself afterwards

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The Day After. 




this site is really so funny cuz people will justify the nastiest shit with “Im mentally ill” like bitch if you haven’t washed your ass in 4 days you need to you stink ho. Cuz what it turns into is “i’m depressed so it’s ok for me to let myself fall apart” which is a maladaptive thought and you need to combat directly against that in order to even get slightly better. That’s something i learned in DBT is doing the opposite of what you are feeling that moment. Yall out here smelling like assholes and onion soup talmbout “im depressed” take a fucking shower ho. 

Guys just don’t listen to your mental illness. Too depressed to move? Doesn’t matter, do it anyway! This person has all the answers!

The first thing they teach you in dialectical behavior therapy, DBT which was created by a mentally ill woman, is something called opposite action which is literally training yourself to do the opposite of what your mind is telling you. So yes, if you feel like you can not move because of depression then you need to start small and actually get out of bed. then walk around uour room and then try to clean up or do something productive. Idk what it is with people like you who add stupid ass comments like this because I literally am diagnosed with depression and am speaking from experience and telling yall what I LEARNED IN THERAPY. This website and this “i can’t do anything cuz i’m mentally ill :(” mentality is not at all helpful because you HAVE to challenge your maladaptive thoughts if you ever want to get better because meds isn’t going to do it all dipshit.

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Mickey’s been in similar situations, I see

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character: *isn’t 100% good or evil*

The Internet: hello naughty children it’s Discourse time

character: *is actually 100% evil*

The Internet: defense squad uwu

character: *is actually, truly, for once 100% good*

The Internet: um actually in issue 9374 page 297 line 2 they said something that the villain also said way back in issue 27, so sorry sweaty but they’re actually a bad guy

Reblogging for the last one.


i don’t uh…. como se dice….. give un Fuk




You are an assassin. A little girl has just come up to you, handed you all her pocket money and asked you to kill her abusive relative.

Plot twist: You give her back her money and kill that asshole for free

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dog owner culture

dog owner culture is

1 sec i can’t fucking breathe gimme a 

dog owner culture is chasing your 6 mo husky puppy around the yard in the dark in your underwear for 20 fucking minutes cause she stole an avocado from the kitchen counter & you’re afraid she’ll choke on the pit. fuck

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